so, I discovered a game:
Ivy the Kiwi?
OH MY HOLY CRAP THIS GAME IS THE CUTEST THING EVER OH MY GAWD.
developer was all like, "Hey Kayla, do you like...CUTE THINGS?"
Me: Why, yes, yes I do actually.
Developer: And do you like...BIRD CRITTERS?
Me: Some bird species are among my favorite animals, so I shall say yes.
Developer: Do you like not having to pay very much money for things?
Me: That's always awesome.
Developer: And you you like video games that are PISS EASY CAUSE YOU'RE TERRIBLE AT THEM?
Me: Yes. I like where this is going.
Developer: Well then, do you happen to like...AWKWARD THINGS THAT WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE?
Developer: Well...what if we...COMBINED ALL OF THE ABOVE?
Me: *CHOKES TO DEATH*
(anyways, scuffy kiwi)