Here's my most recent brain-child, the womb-eater! There's a lot I still need to work out in the design, but that's the gist of it. Womb mouth, little arms where the legs should be to grab things, giant lady legs to rock it's mass of a torso-head back and forth.
This is Jesus filling in for Santa. Don't wear flip flops on the job, please. That's how you get caught.