The Polar Bear is....

Okay guys, so this is Jenn's old bird lady.
And she's riding a polar bear, cause that's what she does.
The polar bear is sad.
Jenn's old bird lady is sad.
The polar bear is on drugs.
The polar bear is a drug dealer.
The polar bear is a drug addict.
The polar bear has no thumbs.
The polar bear has difficulty shooting himself up with a needle.
The polar bear is no longer in contact with his family.
The polar bear is quite skinny, but he lost a lot of weight quickly (the drugs), so now he's left with flabby, stretched out skin.
The polar bear can not speak English.
The polar bear can only speak polar bear. No grizzly or black bear.
Jenn's old bird lady has some sweet heels.